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Then again, when’s the Big Guy not pissed?
I totally blew off last week’s LOLmuslim. I’m a jerk, but I have a good excuse. I’ve been working 12 hour days for the past 2 weeks. Big project, important client, deadline, etc. You know the drill. There hasn’t been much time for anything but sleep, but I still managed to get a couple of posts up. I’d pat myself on the back, but I’m too fucking tired. I’d get KafirBoy to do it for me, but I haven’t seen him for more than 5 seconds at a time for a few days. He’s working crazy hours, too. Yay!
Anyway, I’m making it up to you by having 2 LOLmuslims this week. Enjoy:
Props to Michael for finding that picture.
Thank Google it’s Friday!
Erfiness? Errfeeness? Earfiness? Errtheeness?
Sorry I was a few days late on this one, and thanks so much for all the well wishes. We miss KafirDog terribly, but I guess that’s all a part of life. LittleKafirDog has been getting smothered with extra attention and bones and biscuits. I think she was actually happy to see me go to work today so she could get a little alone-time.
By the way, if you’re worried about getting taunted in the streets, don’t be — I’ve been wearing my KafirGirl hoodie all day and nobody’s even noticed. Coffee monster highly recommends the discreet coffee mug if you’re still nervous.
Double thanks to everyone who’s already purchased a shirt to support Ayaan Hirsi Ali. I’m making that donation at the end of the day. You guys rock.
New post on chapter 9 coming up soon. Stay tuned!
It’s been a really rough week for us at the Kafir house. We had to say goodbye to a very special friend.
And I mean special as in special needs. KafirDog was our little retard. One time, we took her with us on vacation and let her swim in the ocean. She stood in the waves with a big shit-eating grin on her face, lapping up sea water. No amount of scolding or threatening made her stop. And as a result, she had bloody diarrhea stool all day long. The next day — no joke — KafirDog was right back in the ocean, lapping up sea water, big shit-eating grin on her face. I totally wasn’t kidding about her being a retard. She is sorely missed.
I have the day off of work today so I can take LittleKafirDog to a park to give her a little extra TLC. I know it’s Friday, but I’m not really feeling up to a LOLmuslim at the moment. I promise I’ll make it up to you by having one later on this week. I’m almost done with the next part of chapter 9, so that’ll be posted sometime later today.
P.S. I wanted to send a shoutout to Db0, who has very patiently been helping me with HTML and script and WordPress problems all week long. It’s a good thing he lives in Germany, because if he lived a little closer, I’d find him and steal his brain. Thanks Db0!