I completely forgot to post photos of that naughty Buddha statue I got in Pakistan for my husband. A couple of people expressed interest in seeing it, so I’m sharing. I wouldn’t recommend clicking the jump if you’re at work. Or if you’re a prude.
Here’s the big guy, sitting pretty on my kitchen counter:
Check out what he’s sitting on:
Them’s my typin’ fingers. Yep. I’m real.
This next one’s kind of blurry, but it’s the best I could do with such glossy subject matter and no natural sunlight. Close up:
See that? The guy on the right is sucking on the lady’s (Stretch Armstrong-ish) boob while fingering her. And she’s looking at you and smiling. No shit. KafirBoy shat his pants and dissolved into a fit of giggles when I gave it to him. Success!