LOLMuslim Friday plus stupid hadith.
Thank Google it’s Friday!
Some links I thought ya’ll might enjoy:
- The Atheist Jew wrote about the historicity of Mohammed. He includes a video that brings up a lot of good questions and makes you go “The fuck??” a lot. Or maybe that’s just me. Go read!
- Oz emailed me a fantastic article about Islamic science from the New Statesmen. The illustration alone makes it worth a visit. And the comments below the article will absolutely kill you.
- I somehow managed to skip over this one till yesterday: Pat Condell on Islamophobia. “Reason to religion is like sunlight to a vampire.” Classic.
- Have you joined Atheist Nexus yet? No? Why the hell not? It’s like Myspace for godless heathens. Join, damnit, and add me after you do. Who knows — I might live near you and we might run into each other at a meetup. And then you’ll see that I’m not really an angry Jew or something and we’ll high five. Or, at the very least, you can hook up with some nice, like-minded individuals in your area. That works, too.
Check it out. A4atheist is rocking his Kafir Boy shirt:
P.S. The white dog is named JK Howling. That’s so fucking cute it makes my face hurt.
In other news, I was digging through some hadith to find one about jizyah when I came across some that can only be described as awesomely stupid. Check em out:
Volume 4, Book 54, Number 506:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, “When any human being is born. Satan touches him at both sides of the body with his two fingers, except Jesus, the son of Mary, whom Satan tried to touch but failed, for he touched the placenta-cover instead.”
Placenta cover. You can’t make this shit up. But wait, there’s more!
Volume 4, Book 54, Number 527:
The Prophet said, “Kill the snake with two white lines on its back, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion.”
Think of all those wasted coat hangers! Whoo! Too much?? Never! And one more:
Volume 4, Book 54, Number 416:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah’s Apostle said, “When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His Book which is with Him on His Throne, “My Mercy overpowers My Anger.”
Oh. Em. Gee. God has a diary! Can’t you just picture it? God in his four-poster bed up in heaven, lying on his stomach, swinging his feet.
I am very mad at Iblis because he did not listen to me even though everyone else did. I want to smite him so bad, but I will not do it. My mercy overpowers my anger. He is stupid anyways and I already have a new BFF. It’s Adam. Diary, I’m scared that someone is going to find you and read all of my secrets so I will hide you under the kushen cushun seat of my throne.
I realize it’s talking about the official Quran up in heaven, but I like my version of the story better. P.S. It’s So fucking Annoying when religious types Go Crazy with the Caps lock. Read that last hadith again and you’ll see what I mean.
The next post is coming up soon. But not too soon — Friday is the kafir day of laziness, remember? Enjoy it!