Sunday morning pre-coffee post. Reader mail!
You know how PZ Meyers (correction, Myers, one e. Thanks, Barefoot Bum!) posts some of the batshitass crazy emails and death threats he gets from jackasses? I love him for that. PZ has balls the size of Montana. They’re so big that he doesn’t even need a chair at his computer desk. He just plops down on his own balls. They’re so big, his balls, that he can’t fit in a car. He uses his giant balls as a hippity-hop to bounce his ass to work. He even has airbags installed inside his belly button! Safety first!
Anyway, I love reading those posts because it exposes a level of crazy that I don’t see in my day-to-day life. Um, until this blog started, that is.
I’ve been getting a lot of comments lately that I don’t even bother posting. Most of them are spouting off Quran verses or calling me a liar, saying that I’m making up verses that are not in the Quran. Some of them are saying I’m an evil undercover Jew pretending to be an ex-Muslim atheist. And I’ve also gotten a few death threats, to boot. None of those were from atheists, just in case you were wondering.
WordPress has a great spam filter that catches most of this shit, and I have to approve every new comment that shows up. WordPress also has a “delete” button that makes the message flash red right before it fades away into internet purgatory. It is unfuckingbelievabe how satisfying that is to see. So I usually scan through the comment, click delete, smile at the pretty red flash, and go back to reading the Quran.
I had no intentions of ever posting that shit here. Why give them more attention than they deserve? But, as I’ve learned lately, there are some really special people out there. One such person left me two novel-sized comments last night, and I read them just now. Maybe I’m feeling especially bitchy because I haven’t had any coffee yet, but I think this one might be worth sharing. I’ll only post one of them, because, seriously, it’s enough. Reading two is just asking for a headache.
This is from Aamir in Pakistan. He’s polite compared to some of the other Muslim asshats who post a comment thinking it’ll be instantly published for everyone to see. (Oho! I called her a whore! Everyone will read that and they’ll all believe me! I’m soooo fucking clever!) I went through and bolded my favorite parts. My own long-winded comments are in between paragraphs.
All are u here mentiond what comes in ur mind. why u not being a judge see all it and then comments. first clear your mind that u are not muslim or not any other religion, so not favour your own religion. all of you only with ur concocted stories here mentioning this and that, one day you all will die. what will there you reply to your God that how much you lie in the world. how the life u are aliving. you see all of you only like a animal. there no difference between u and animal. no value. always sex. even no difference between mother sister and daughter, son with mom, and daughter with father, and sister with brother. is this all ur religion say you. why you not comments on that of your counterpart. that how u are living a life. many of you not know the basic of ur partents. who were they, becasue u not know about ur fathers, dont feel that i am a aggresive of your comments. all this becasue when u not even know about u how u can comments on sun or sky. when u spit towards the sky it will fall on ur mouth.
First off, Aamir is under the impression that I’m favoring some other religion over Islam. No dice. Some of these people seriously can’t wrap their heads around the fact that I believe in no God. I am an atheist, people. I think all religions are equally fucking stupid. I think their God is just as fiction as your God.
Aamir also seems to think that I believe there’s no difference between people and animals. That there’s no difference between me and, say, my dog. Wrong. My dog pukes on the floor, and then tries to eat it. She licks her cooch every 10 minutes. She thinks dog turds on the sidewalk are tootsie rolls. I love that little bitch to death, but she’s a fucking idiot when compared to your average human being. There is a difference between animals and people.
But that doesn’t mean people aren’t animals, either. One thing that always really amuses me about my dog is what we call The Invisible Ball trick. Here’s how it goes: I’ll make a fist, pretend I’m holding a ball, and get her all worked up. When she’s practically foaming at the mouth, I’ll throw The Invisible Ball, and she’ll go ripping after it. She’ll look high and low for The Invisible Ball, get frustrated and angry that she can’t find it. She’ll run around in circles, crying and whining, begging me to help her find the ball. But she never ever suspects that there’s no fucking ball. Sound familiar?
P.S. I don’t know where all the incest plays in to his little rant there. Anyone who doesn’t believe in God must surely fuck their own mother, brother, father or sister? The fuck??
you not read quran, here all the chrasitanity as they are against the mulim so all u making concocked stories and putting here. why u not see the truth. that who was involved in 9/11 attack. the jewsh. why u not against them. when there no a little sparow go in usa as their tight secutiry so how possible that a muslim from arab country reach there and do like so. plz see all with ur open eyes. not like a pegion eyes, and think and research over that incident. we the muslim are also very very sad over such incidents as innocent one died there. no muslim is allowed to kill any innocent. its a great sin.
Ahhh yes, it must have been the Jews. Lets blame everything on the Jews! Arabs couldn’t possibly get into this country because security is so tight, but Jews? Jews are like jinns — they’re invisible and they can squeeze into really teeny places. Clearly it was them.
You know what? I get fucking pissed when I get an email from someone halfway around the world telling me airline security was always sooooo strict in the U.S. before 9/11. I’ve traveled a lot. A lot lot. Before 9/11, security was seriously not as fucking tight as it is now. I never had to take my shoes off, I never got randomly searched, and I never had chapped lips on a plane because my lip gloss got confiscated. After 9/11? All of the above.
Kafir Boy and I have a running joke. I give him street cred because of my brownness, and he lends me airport cred because of his whiteness. This has happened without fail ever since I met the boy: when I travel with him, I don’t get pulled out of line for a random search. When I travel without him? Random search! Could it be because of the way I look? Are the security guards racist? Are they just doing their jobs? Who should I blame for that? Oh, I know: The Jews!
(In all seriousness, it’s annoying as fuck to be pulled out of line and patted down. It fucking sucks to have the contents of your bag opened up so everyone can see how you keep your underwear in a Ziploc bag. But I don’t care. I think it’s just people doing their jobs, trying to keep us all safe, and I’m more than happy to go along with it.)
Our faith become complete when we respect and give honor to the 124000 prophets the messangers of Allah on earth who come for the humanity guidance from time to time. this take start from Adam and end on Muhammad. before muhammad the religion was or prophet was only for that people for that time and for that area, but being the last prophet of allah the muhammad the last messanger for the whole world and for the whole human till the day of judgement, and all previous religions were closed that time only islam for all the humanity, and quran for all the people, a globel religion.
So before muhammad the people on their religions were respected who obey their prophets and obey the books of that time. and from muhammad only islam and quran for the whole world till the day of judgement.
A global religion? Seriously?? The Quran is chock fucking full of shit that I would classify as Desert Justice. It was fine for 600 CE Saudi Arabia. Today? Well, shit, take a good long look at Saudi Arabia. I think it’s about as close to hell as you can get.
Muhammad life is very clear. he prove with his actions. if there any lucana why He was declare a top 1 personaliity in the 100 best personalities. this a certification for his nobality honesty truth and a great personality.
I’m kinda curious as to who declared Mohammed the #1 personality out of 100 best personalities. Could it be….the Muslims?? Maybe I’m being too hard on the guy. I’ll admit that we do agree on one thing: Mohammed’s actions definitely show what kind of person he was.
Before him in arab tredition was that no one marry the widow, the divorce one, or old age, he with his action end these all customs.
Bullshit. I’ve been reading up on pre-Islamic Bedouin tribes and clans. They were by and large patriarchal, yes, but some tribes were matrilineal. Bedouin women had more freedom than women from some of the other tribes (the Quraysh, for example). They worked and owned businesses, they took part in shaping the tribe’s economy. And they had rights. Things were class based, with upper class women enjoying more freedom and more rights. Hell, some women even had multiple husbands.
So I call bullshit on the claim that women all over Saudi Arabia were these helpless second-class citizens before Mohammed came along to liberate them. Here’s what seems more likely to me: women in Mohammed’s tribe were treated like shit to begin with, and he elevated them maybe, ohhhh, half a notch.
Before him the people of arab kills their daughters, he come and stop that one, why u not see that one, before him the people worrshiping many, their own hand made gods, is it can possible that your hand make one is your god. no never.
Where’s the proof that the Arabs were burying their daughters alive? Where’s the evidence? I did a quick Google search and all I’ve come up with are Islamic sites quoting shit out of hadith and the Quran. Just because Mohammed said it happened, doesn’t mean it actually did.
We respect every religion every human, every prophet.
we not hate anyone, we all the brothers, being the sons of adam.
Um, what about the Jews? See above about how the Jews were behind 9/11.
I will next time send more about here.
No thanks! I’ve read about all the horse shit I can handle from you.
only one my request that please only see the truth and pass good comments, becasue in our innocent we destroy or burn all our goodness with our ignorant.
Thanks all and be a good and polit one and prove u are a best with ur honor manner,
But not sisters? This is a woman’s blog, pal. And I think the brothers that regularly read this website would be the first to call you out on if I didn’t.
That’s all I have to say to Aamir and the other shitheads who send me that same comment, more or less, in varying levels of pissiness. Oh, wait, one more thing: fuck you.
I took a day off from the Quran yesterday, but I’m back at it. Coming up next: more shenanigans with the Jews!